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键盘侠|快船输球都怪保罗！火箭故意放水但快船不中用啊

来源：Reddit 发布时间：2025-12-12 21:16:27

火箭爆板115-113险胜快船

双方数据：

火箭（16-6）：申京22分15板5助4断、阿门20分9板8助、史密斯18分10板4助、杜兰特16分1板3助、霍勒迪13分1板、谢泼德10分4板2助、奥科吉8分3板2助、亚当斯4分6板2助2断、卡佩拉4分2板

快船（6-19）：祖巴茨33分7板1助2帽、莱昂纳德24分9板4助5断、哈登22分3板7助3断、博格达诺维奇10分5板2助、邓恩9分1板6助2断、科林斯9分2助2断、巴图姆6分3板2助、桑德斯1助

🔍关键失误：哈登没有回头巴图姆踩线后神情低落卢直接挂机

[–]Adsex 2556 points 5 hours ago

That's Chris Paul's fault, obviously.

球迷：这明显是克里斯·保罗的锅。

[–]LakersSmilesUndSunshine[🍰] 1128 points 5 hours ago

CP3 would yell at his teammates for that incompetence and the Clippers can't have that kind of disobedience.

湖人球迷：要是保罗在，早冲着队友的无能开喷了，但快船可容不下这种“不服从”。

[–]CelticsYewEhVeeInbound 378 points 4 hours ago*

Ty Lue got to be collecting checks under the table from somebody. I've never seen such a careless error from players met with even more unbothered reaction from the coach. Joe Mazzulla would put whoever was not paying attention in a rear naked choke at half court and I would praise him for it.

凯尔特人球迷：泰伦-卢肯定收黑钱了。我从没见过球员犯这么低级的错误，而教练的反应比他们还淡定。这要是马祖拉，早就半场裸绞那个走神的家伙了，我绝对举双手赞成。

[–]Lakersflaming_burrito_ 126 points 3 hours ago

Joe would do an interview the next day, and with a completely straight face would say something like “When players make low IQ plays like that, I think more coaches should be choking them to get them to take the game more seriously”

湖人球迷：马祖拉第二天还会一本正经地接受采访说：“当球员打出那种低球商的回合时，我觉得更多教练应该用锁喉来让他们认真对待比赛。”

[–]SupersonicsNatureTrailToHell3D 115 points 5 hours ago

Chris Paul on his couch yelling at the TV: I told you!

球迷：保罗在沙发上对着电视怒吼：我早就告诉过你！

[–]SpursCorporateKnowledge5 1706 points 5 hours ago

Ah no biggie, probably an inconsequential posses…(checks scoreboard and game clock)…SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS

马刺球迷：啊，小问题，大概是个无关紧要的回合……（看了眼记分牌和比赛时间）……我滴个亲娘欸！

[–]SunsCreativeContract2170 595 points 5 hours ago

This team is such a joke man. It would honestly be hilarious if OKC didn’t own their pick

太阳球迷：这队真是个笑话。说实话，要是雷霆不拥有他们的选秀权，那就更好笑呢。

[–]Particular_Elk_6726 327 points 5 hours ago

it's funnier that okc owns their pick 💀 things like this seem more catastrophic

球迷：更好笑的是雷霆还真有他们的选秀权💀 这种场面看起来就更灾难了。

[–]MavericksStolenLampy 1139 points 6 hours ago

What the HELL is this shit? I was like, oh that's weird. Then I saw the score... Man, I know we traded Luka and everything, but at least I'm not a Clippers fan. I feel for y'all.

独行侠球迷：这他妈是什么鬼？我一开始还想，哦，这有点怪。然后我看到了比分……老兄，我知道我们交易走了东契奇啥的，但至少我不是快船球迷。心疼你们。

[–]LakersBizzyHaze 356 points 6 hours ago

You guys have Cooper Flagg and some tradeable assets. Clippers only tradeable asset is Zubac.

湖人球迷：你们好歹有库珀·弗拉格和些可交易的资产。快船唯一能交易的资产就是祖巴茨了。

[–]Raptorsiamwearingashirt 131 points 5 hours ago

The Mavs are in a perfectly fine place in terms of roster. But that's like telling a person making a million a year they're still doing pretty good when their salary drops to about 200k a year.

猛龙球迷：从阵容角度看，独行侠其实还不错。但这就像告诉一个年薪百万的人，就算他薪水降到20万，也还算混得挺好。

[–][LAL] Gary PaytonForgotPWAgainSigh 419 points 6 hours ago

What was harden mad about? He clearly didn't want the ball

湖人球迷：哈登在气啥？他明明就不想要球。

[–]assman912 278 points 6 hours ago

Probably wanted Batum to take his time picking up the ball so they can set up whatever they were wanting to do. Basically delay the start of the 5 seconds. Teams do that a lot to the point where they don't even pick up the ball they just wait out of bounds until the ref picks it up and gives it to them lol

球迷：他可能想让巴图姆不着急捡球，这样他们好布置想打的战术。基本上就是拖到5秒发球违例计时开始。很多队都这么干，甚至不捡球，就在界外等着裁判捡起来递给他们，哈哈。

[–]not_another_no 111 points 5 hours ago

Looks like Batum asked a question and just said ‘Oh.’ So probably this case.

球迷：看起来巴图姆问了句话，然后就“哦”了一声。所以很可能就是这种情况。

[–]OThePlacesYouWillGo 117 points 6 hours ago

He wanted Batum to take his time inbounding the ball and he was also waiting on one of his teammates to come down so that he wouldn’t have to bring the ball up while getting pressed 74 feet from the basket. It’s easier to get the ball around half court rather than driving it up the full court and looking for your shot.

球迷：他是想让巴图姆不着急发球，同时也在等一个队友过来接应，这样他就不用在后场就被紧逼，要运球70多英尺了。在中场附近接球，比从后场一条龙运过来再找机会要容易多了。

[–]RDomination 170 points 6 hours ago

the vibes are dogshit

球迷：队内氛围跟屎一样。

[–]76ersSlightlyAmbiguous1 180 points 6 hours ago

Batum’s gonna file for divorce

76人球迷：巴图姆要申请“离队”了。

[–]luca3791 270 points 6 hours ago

If I was coach I’d be fucking livid. Whole practice of constant running. Suicides for the whole fucking practice

球迷：我要是教练，肺都得气炸。下次训练全程给我跑，自杀式折返跑练TM一整场。

[–]NuggetsFit-Avocado-342 130 points 5 hours ago

Ty Lue is completely checked out tbh I doubt he even gave a crap, probably just staring out into the distance as usual

掘金球迷：说实话，泰伦·卢的心思早就不在这了。我怀疑他压根不在乎，大概又像往常一样在神游天外。

[–]BullsDisMFer 310 points 6 hours ago

The players would just refuse to do it. The entire issue with this team is that the stars set the tone and that tone is "fuck hard work, just cash the checks and don't show up for work." They cut CP3 because he was trying too hard.

公牛球迷：球员们根本不会听。这支球队的根本问题在于球星们定下的调子，那调子就是“去TM的刻苦训练，把钱拿到手，出工不出力就行了。” 他们裁掉保罗，就是因为他太努力了。

[赛后其他评论]

[–][LAC] Pablo Prigionilolwtferic 453 points 8 hours ago

clippers lose the story so far

快船球迷：快船又输了，故事依旧。

注：该球迷画了很多快船输球后吉祥物颓废的搞笑漫画，快船每输一场，他就画了幅，今天的插图都是他画的。

[–]WarriorsColeUnderPresh 110 points 7 hours ago

Bro I go to r/laclippers just to tune in to these every L y’all take 😂 They’re hilarious. Lmao. Thanks for making them!

勇士球迷：兄弟，我每次就为了看这个才去快船区潜水，你们每输一场就更一次😂 太搞笑了。谢谢你创作这些！

[–]Thunderleonardry 75 points 8 hours ago

Did you draw these 😂 it’s so good

雷霆球迷：这都是你画的？😂 太棒了。

[–][LAC] Pablo Prigionilolwtferic 138 points 7 hours ago

yes unfortunately

快船球迷：是的，很不幸（是我画的）。

[–]RocketsNigelSexMachine 420 points 8 hours ago

That last 20 seconds lmao

火箭球迷：最后20秒真是笑死我了。

[–]ThunderOKC2023champs 159 points 8 hours ago

That last 20 minutes*

雷霆球迷：最后20分钟都是！

[–]kringiskhan 44 points 8 hours ago

I miss just letting refs fuck shit up. The game has a great rhythm in the 4th up until that last minute

球迷：我有点怀念让裁判瞎搞的日子了。第四节比赛节奏挺好的，直到最后那一分钟。

[–]RocketsAWall925 67 points 8 hours ago

Last 37 seconds of the game took about 15 minutes

火箭球迷：比赛最后37秒花了差不多15分钟。

[–]TimberwolvesMorezingis 163 points 8 hours ago

A 64-35 rebound disparity is fucking horrifying.

森林狼球迷：64比35的篮板差距，真他妈吓人。

[–]Raptorsshangalang69 67 points 6 hours ago

average rockets game

猛龙球迷：火箭队的常规操作。

[–]Raptorsfoofighter1351 102 points 8 hours ago

That was a remarkably stupid ending to the game

猛龙球迷：这比赛收尾真是蠢得惊人。

[–]MavericksRegular-Beat268 123 points 8 hours ago

Refs shouldn't be able to suddenly decide a push-off that happens 50 times a night in the NBA is actually an offensive foul with 10 seconds left in a 1 possession game. If there was any clarity as to when that would be called, Kawhi probably doesn't do it in the first place. But it's so arbitrary when they decide to call one, and because Kawhi reasonably assumed they wouldn't call that in that moment, since they rarely call it in any moment, the outcome was entirely in the refs hands there.

独行侠球迷：裁判不该在比赛还剩10秒、分差一个球权的时候，突然判定一个每晚在NBA发生50次的推人动作是进攻犯规。如果什么时候该吹有明确标准，莱昂纳德可能一开始就不会做那个动作。但裁判吹罚的时机太随意了，而莱昂纳德合理地认为他们那时不会吹，因为任何时候他们都很少吹这个。所以结果完全掌握在裁判手里。

[–]TimberwolvesMorezingis 83 points 8 hours ago

Investigate the Clippers…. … more, I mean.

森林狼球迷：调查快船队……我的意思是，加大力度。

[–]RaptorsmMounirM 49 points 8 hours ago

Clippers have the 3rd worst record. what are we doing man. start giving them wins!

猛龙球迷：快船现在是联盟倒数第三的战绩。我们这是在干嘛啊老兄。快给他们送点胜利吧！

[–][HOU] Steve Francis2ToTooTwoFish 39 points 8 hours ago

We tried to choke this, believe me.

火箭球迷：我们真的在努力演砸了，信我。

[–]ThunderOKC2023champs 97 points 8 hours ago

Hey thanks rockets! Very cool!